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Bryan Cranston, in His Underwear and a Neon Shirt, Yelling at You: The Toy We All Need


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Okay. Which one of you pervs decided this was a product that the market needed? Anyone?

I’m not opposed to the idea of a quarter-scale, scene-accurate Breaking Bad action figure with sound. When I saw the listing for this, I was hoping it meant Mezco was back in the game of competing head-to-head with NECA for awesome 18-inchers. But no: it means a new toy company, a deformed head, a shirt that hurts my eyes, and the unsettling notion that this is somebody’s spank material turned hard plastic.

If that somebody is you, preorders are up now. You appall me, but I am a generous dude like that.