From the makers of the ABCs of Death 2 short “M Is for Menstruation” comes ABCs of Superheroes, which expands on the concept in anthology format, along with other new, deliberately terrible heroes like “Fist Fuck Force.” To give them the tiniest amount of credit, they realized that Uwe Boll is more entertaining in front of the camera than behind it (though to be fair, a cat vomiting is more entertaining in front of the camera than Uwe Boll behind it). In addition to Boll and Bai Ling, the filmmakers tout the fact that their movie stars “German youtuber and Dacascos Kung Fu disciple Flying Uwe,” which I presume means something to somebody.
The movie is currently in production and headed to the festival circuit later in the year, but there’s already a trailer. Did you need your eyes to bleed today? Stupid question – you’re here, are you not? Proceed…
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist