You didn’t believe me. I said I’d block you forever. And now, unless I get A HUGE PRIZE for my award-winning drawing above, YOU WILL PAY.
You like stupid lists here, RIGHT? Okay then, here’s a list for you.
1. NAILING MY EYES SHUT.
THAT’S RIGHT. How can I read your stupid posts if my eyes are PERMANENTLY CLOSED? I can’t, THAT’S HOW!
2. I am POSTING a picture of STAN LEE over my MONITOR SCREEN!
Really, I should of thought of this EARLIER. It will of course be a picture drawn by me, TUPPER ADAM. And it will win AWARDS EVERYWHERE, at sites where they don’t think I’m a HUGE DOUCHE. Yes, THOSE EXIST.
3. EVERYTHING HERE.
Accept I DON;T HAVE A MUSTACHE. The video gets that WRONG.
4. THIS IS STUPID.
My VOICE is WAY HIGHER.
5. STAN LEE’S BOWEL MOVEMENTS.
They’re better than yours. And mine. Because I HAVE NONE. None. THAT’S RIGHT.
EVERY TIME you stupid people try to post something, I WILL PAINT OVER IT. Probably in BLACK PAINT.
Or maybe red sometime, JUST TO CHANGE IT UP.
7. MEMORY REMOVAL.
I plan on SELECTIVELY DELETING all memories that this site EVEN EXISTS.
How, you ask? By CAREFULLY TARGETED hits to the head WITH A BALL-PEEN HAMMER.
i HEAR that IT REALLY WORKS.
8. GOING BLIND.
Masturbation still does that, RIGHT?
9. FUCK THIS LIST, I’M BORED ALREADY.
Don’t EVEN BOTHER commenting below, as I WILL NOT READ your responses. bY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, i WILL already be TAKING THE MEASURES enumerated above.