Helloooooo Nurse! The Silent Hill Action Figure of Your (Mostly Bad) Dreams
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This is what happens to guys who keep staring at cleavage without looking a woman in the face – one day, you find one that has no face. And she murders you.
It positively mystifies me that Silent Hill hasn’t gotten better toy treatment over the years, but Figma may be about to remedy that. Having started with Pyramid Head (who’s smaller than I’d like, but whatevs), they’ve moved on to the health-care worker from hell. I don’t know whether to be turned on or terrified – but I do know that she scares me less than the actual health-care bureaucracy in the real world.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist