Helloooooo Nurse! The Silent Hill Action Figure of Your (Mostly Bad) Dreams


This is what happens to guys who keep staring at cleavage without looking a woman in the face – one day, you find one that has no face. And she murders you.

It positively mystifies me that Silent Hill hasn’t gotten better toy treatment over the years, but Figma may be about to remedy that. Having started with Pyramid Head (who’s smaller than I’d like, but whatevs), they’ve moved on to the health-care worker from hell. I don’t know whether to be turned on or terrified – but I do know that she scares me less than the actual health-care bureaucracy in the real world.