New Crimson Peak Trailer Feels Like Disney’s Haunted Mansion Is Trying to Kill You


Guillermo Del Toro may not need to make a Haunted Mansion movie now. It looks like he’s already taken that core idea of 999 ghosts in an opulent manor, and made a dark reboot in which, rather than merely coming out to socialize, the grim grinning ghosts all wish to murder you and steal your soul.

The lesson, as always, is never trust Loki.