Sweet Mayor McCheesus, WTF Has McDonald’s Done to the Hamburglar?
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Does Geoff Johns work for McDonald’s now?
The cutesy crook of McDonaldland is now a backyard-barbecuing dad, who ceases all attempts at homemade burgers (which look more delicious than the Mickey D versions, BTW) when he hears about the new Third-Pound burgers the chain is doing.
Here’s what’s even more disturbing – Hamburglar’s wife is a redhead who dresses in yellow. That’s right – he married a woman that reminds him of his arch-enemy who’s a male clown. The implications of that are more, I suspect, than the company wishes to get into.
See for yourself…
Wait, is this who we think it is??!
https://t.co/rc9xhQrAUi
— McDonald's (@McDonalds) May 6, 2015
via Mashable
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist