Movies, Toys

This Fight Club Marla Singer Action Figure Will Meet You at a Very Strange Time in Your Life

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It’s nice that some movie toy-lines don’t forget the female figures, am I right? Though this particular female somehow seems like one of the least-appropriate toys to be based on any movie. But if your Han Solo needs someone to have his abortion, or G.I. Joe’s Duke needs to meet a woman who hasn’t been fucked that hard since grade school, well, the ReAction Marla Singer figure is your li’l plastic lady. Plus any time you insert her into some scenario where she doesn’t belong, you can pretend that you’re Tim Burton.

Marla joins the Narrator and two different Tyler Durdens in the line – sorry, kids, no Meat Loaf with bitch-tits hugging action feature. You should collect them all, because buying tie-in merchandise in no way contradicts the entire theme of that movie you claim to love.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist