New Image From Rob Zombie’s Movie 31 Is Maybe the Rob Zombie-est Thing Ever
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
If I set out to make a parody of a Rob Zombie movie, I might come up with the notion of a place called Murder World that employs killer white-trash clowns, one of whom is named Schizo-Head and has the word “Pussy” written on his chest in makeup…
Oh, Rob Zombie is actually making that movie? Okay then.
Full disclosure: when Rob Zombie is on his game, I really like what he does. Remaking The Empire Strikes Back as a grindhouse redneck rampage called The Devil’s Rejects was a ballsy move that I think paid off, while his Halloween II is an effective, radical sequel if you read it as a delusion the central character is having. What I take away from this is that Zombie should only ever make sequels, skipping the first movie altogether. So maybe I’ll just give 31 a miss, and wait for 32, in which, having exhausted his silly ideas of stuff he thinks is scary and subversive, he’s forced to add a story.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist