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Rock Burton! Dwayne Johnson Remaking Big Trouble in Little China (Really)

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So, you have the #1 box office hit in the country, sold with your star power. What do you do next?

If you’re Dwayne Johnson, you board the ol’ Pork-Chop Express. Apparently, Big Trouble in Little China is one of his favorite movies. Here is where I’d normally say, “It’s one of ours too, so leave it the fuck alone!” except that I think after multiple roles as a generic good-guy family man, the role of a lovable screw-up who totally fails to be the hero of his own story and won’t even kiss the girl is exactly the kind of part Dwayne Johnson needs. And it’s the kind of lead role no studio will likely allow unless it comes as a pre-sold brand.

If this brings back the version of Johnson we saw in Be Cool and Pain and Gain, I’m interested. If he changes it to make Burton a generic action hero, I will turn on him quickly. How about you?

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist