Robots Can Play Mario Kart Now.


Some jackass is teaching a computer how to play Mario Kart, because it’s not enough that you have to try and lodge a Wii-mote in your friend’s skull every time you play. Now you get the added terror of contributing to the eventual robot uprising with every lap. You can watch our existence as apex predators continue to erode on his Twitch stream here, or you can check out his shameful excuse for being a species traitor below the fold.

He isn’t writing the program to be good at Mario games. He’s writing a program that figures out how to be good at video games.