Terrifying Comic-Con Exclusive George R.R. Martin Plush Is the Last Thing I’d Want to Snuggle With
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Summer is coming!
Apparently, Factory Entertainment’s first attempt at a George R. R. Martin talking plush (which said things like “It’s a nice day…for a red wedding!”) wasn’t sufficiently unappealing to deter sales – so they’ve added a battle ax, suitably medieval costume, and two extra sound bites to make an exclusive edition at twice the price. No truth, as far as I know, to the rumors I just made up that those extra soundbites would be, “If you knew how it ends, you’d never buy my merchandise” and “Spoiler alert! Everyone gets sexually assaulted.”
But enough about me. What would you like him to say?
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist