The Secret Life of Pets Trailer Reveals Minions Makers’ New Excuse to Print Money


Scoff all you like that this teaser doesn’t clearly articulate a plot (and remember, the first Despicable Me teaser was really pretty unclear too). The creators of the insanely marketable Minions have made a movie about pets, and it will make millions. And I’m talking just from my wife.

Plus it stars Louis C.K. Man, I remember the days he couldn’t get anything made and the studio recut Pootie Tang without his consent. Now his voice is going to be in a bazillion talking toys, and I will probably own all of them…whether I want to or not.