Movies, Toys

GI Joe-Scaled Aliens Power Loader Is Pricey but Nifty

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For $99.99 – it is an import toy, after all – at least you’re getting an awesomely weathered look. I miss dirty washes on things – McFarlane still does them, but they were the biggest loss we suffered when Hasbro took over Marvel Legends from Toy Biz.

This Power Loaders is fully articulated, scaled to the 4-inch xenomorph figures Hiya Toys already makes, and is specifically made for their ugly, off-model Hicks figure, but if you’re like me, you’re imagining what Duke or Roadblock could get up to in that thing. Or maybe Jar Jar, who could use it to exterminate the entire alien race by accident.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist