Despite Its Cast, Kids vs. Monsters Is Probably Not That Monster Squad Reboot You’d Hope for


Lance Henriksen! Malcolm McDowell! Adrian Paul! Richard Moll!

…will do anything for money, apparently.

You see a Cthulhu on a poster, and you get your hopes up. Then you see that one of the other monsters has a beetroot for a head.

Or am I being overly judgmental today?

Kids vs. Monsters debuts on-demand Sept. 29th. The trailer is below…