Now You Can Wear Pizza Around Your Neck, Which I Never Knew I Wanted to Do Till Now


Forget the food-to-go ramifications – the sheer fashion accessory-ness of the Pizza Pouch makes it a must have. Yep, just hangin’ a little pizza round my neck like a boss. Oh, you have a locket? That’s cute. I got goat cheese and shaved truffles on a deep dish slice, because that’s how I roll.

But as a food-to-go device, there is heist potential in this. A trenchcoat with lots of pockets, twelve of these, and Hometown Buffet equals a whole ‘nother pizza to go. Boo-yaa.

(via Pee-wee Herman. HAAA-ha!)