Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Terrifying, Faceless, Wife-Shaped Pillow You Can Dress Up
I don’t know where to begin with the horror that is the “Japanese Cotton Wife.”
I’ll only say that it seems the only people who would want to dress her up are the same ones who ultimately want her undressed.
Available in two sizes, the manufacturers have worked particularly hard on perfecting the lady’s nude bodysuit, saying they’ve done an excellent job of making it look like it contains human muscle and subcutaneous fat.
The editor in me wants to critique the dangling modifier in that sentence. The editor in me is insisting upon it , because if any other prat of me is allowed to react, I fear my sanity may not survive the night.
Here goes: “The doll is available in two sizes, and the manufacturers OH DEAR SWEET JEEBUS THERE’S A VIDEO…
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist