Food & Drink

Caffeinated Peanut Butter Now Exists, because Pot Brownies Needed an Arch-Enemy

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It’s a similar principle to marijuana edibles – eat it, and you absorb the drug more gradually. If you like the taste of coffee, this is of course pointless, but if you don’t, and would rather make sammiches or cookies or (best of all) Thai curries to kick your ass awake, well, here you go. STEEM caffeinated PB. So the next time you see a sleepy looking dude in a top hat and brass goggles, you can say, “Do you like STEEM, punk?”

Just don’t put any on your genitals to get the dog to lick you. Seriously. I’m pretty sure that’s what this means:

DO NOT GIVE TO ANIMALS. EVER. Fun fact: a lot of domestic animals, like dogs and cats and birds, cannot digest caffeine properly and it can lead to SERIOUS health issues. We know that your dog loves peanut butter and we know you think it’d be hilarious to get him all jacked up and crazy, BUT DON’T. SERIOUSLY. IT WOULD NOT BE HILARIOUS.
STEEM = PEOPLE FOOD.

It also has electrolytes, like Brawndo. So don’t feed it to plants instead of water either.

via Mashable

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist