I don’t know about you, but this is actually a step down from when I have my shirt off.
The lovely and talented folks at We Love Fine have made their heretofore juniors-only Chewbacca hoodie (made with real Chewbaccas!) available in unisex sizes up to 3XL. This is extremely problematic for me, guys. I’d either spend all my time stroking my arm and giggling like I was at a rave, or I’d be trying to get the hair to spin in opposite directions like Xoxochitla.