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Minifigs of Alien Xenomorphs Doing Yoga, Headstands, Casual Reclining Now Exist, Because Reasons

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xenoyoga

Ommmmmm…These Aliens really put the “nasty” in “Namaste.” Two inches tall, they will come in double-packed blind boxes, and presumably be perfect for gluing to your computer monitor at work for a cheap laugh.

xenoheadstand

The Engineers never had this in mind, but I’m sure Weymand-Yutani would have gotten around to it eventually.

xenochillin

Check out all the poses on Koto’s Facebook page, and be surprised they don’t have “taking a dump” among them…yet. (How does that work, anyway? Acid hemorrhoids would suck.)

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist