Food & Drink, Live Performance

This Competitive Beard-Grower Wove His Into a Cage on His Head – With Opening Door for Drinking

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This guy’s name is Eric Brooks, and he stole the show this past weekend at the┬áNational Beard and Moustache Championships, though sadly (and unbelievably) he did not emerge as the champion. However, since Budweiser no longer does those “real men of genius” commercials, we figured we could not let this guy go un-saluted.

So today, we salute you, Mister Opening-Door-Beard-Cage-Wearer. You are the only man (that we know of) in the good ol’ USA to know EXACTLY what being a beer guzzlin’ Tweety Bird feels like. You are that combination of Saw and Duck Dynasty that we never knew could happen. You are a rejected 1966 Batman villain who has finally found acceptance. Have an imaginary beer on us.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist