Movies, Toys

Universal Soldier Action Figures Are Happening, Only a Couple of Decades Late



The best movie Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin ever collaborated on was tailor-made for action figures, what with starring two human beings who not only look like toys, but have played them in other movies too. And yet despite spawning three sequels, and two TV spin-off movies, we have had a distinct lack of reanimated Lundgren and Van Damme in our lives. Considering that the last sequel featured entire armies of Van Dammes and Lundgrens, the collectible/customizing possibilities are near-endless

And now, Damn! Toys! Er, I mean Damtoys, a company I’m not familiar with, appears to have done the Lord’s work.



I’m not holding my breath for Michael Jai White and Bill Goldberg (and I have never been persuaded to care about Scott Adkins), but after seeing these, I wouldn’t be averse.

Now, can somebody please make my Raul Julia M. Bison, preferably with “Tuesday” sound chip? I can customize Guile from this, but it’s not like there’s a movie Gomez Addams I can mod.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist