A San Francisco Fashion Store Installed a Grotesque “Santa the Hutt” for Photo-Ops [PIC]
Obviously, he is not LEGALLY of the Hutt species, as that would be infringement. Instead, he looks like the illegitimate kid that might have resulted if Jabba were not a hermaphrodite and had actually acted on the gold bikini lusts so many fanboys have harbored over the years.
Santa the Hutt is located at the flagship store of Betabrand, a crowdfunding platform for designer clothes.
Because nothing makes me want to buy clothes more than this vomitous creation.
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