A San Francisco Fashion Store Installed a Grotesque “Santa the Hutt” for Photo-Ops [PIC]


Obviously, he is not LEGALLY of the Hutt species, as that would be infringement. Instead, he looks like the illegitimate kid that might have resulted if Jabba were not a hermaphrodite and had actually acted on the gold bikini lusts so many fanboys have harbored over the years.

Santa the Hutt is located at the flagship store of Betabrand, a crowdfunding platform for designer clothes.

Because nothing makes me want to buy clothes more than this vomitous creation.