Nickelodeon has made the Ninja Turtles Yule Log video you never needed

In case you wanted to watch a pizza sit in a brick oven for an hour without cooking, Nickelodeon has a holiday video for you!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Ninja Turtles fan, and it is the job of Nickelodeon marketing to make cheesy (ha HA) and innocuous content for all-ages distribution, but seriously why the fuck are the turtles bouncing? And the fact that the crust doesn’t even brown makes this /r/mildlyinfuriating fodder.

Another point of interest is that these are not the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turtles. In fact, the Rise turtles haven’t been seen much in marketing material lately. I wonder if it’s because the unanimous response was that they were absolute garbage? One can hope.

Anyway, pop this on your TV to confuse the hell out of your family and have a very Cowabunga Christmas this year!