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Resident Evil Movie Actors + Original Resident Evil Game Dialogue = True Horror

Resident Evil Movie Actors + Original Resident Evil Game Dialogue = True Horror

By September 22, 2010 Movies, Video Games 0 Comment


MTV had a cute idea — take some of the most awful dialogue from the original Playstation Resident Evil game, and have some of the actors of the new Resident Evil: Apocalypse movie speak them. What I don’t think they realized is that the actors in the Resident Evil movies aare fucking terrible, and to have them speak those horrible lines is the audible equivalent of opening the Lost Ark of the Covenant. Sure, Milla Jovovich is all right, but after Ali Larter delivered the “this hall is dangerous” spiel I suddenly noticed I was in the middle of self-lobotomy. I’m not going to lie; I almost considered going through with it anyways, just so I would never have to hear anything so wretched ever again. (Via Kotaku)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.