Well, admittedly, it isn’t much of a game. The robot kicks him the ball and he kicks it back.
Going on a TV talk show is one thing. Going on a weirdly awkward comedy web show, acting like government policy is just some new movie you’re plugging? Exceedingly strange.
For this very special post-SOTU fanfic reading, you’ll never believe who we got to do the honors. I’m serious: you literally are not going to believe it. At all.
Remember the Death Star petition to the White House? Seemed like fun at the time, right? Well, actions have consequences, people.
This being America, it shouldn’t be any surprise that 25,000 of us tried to insist upon our Force-given right to a national Death Star. What did surprise me was the nerd-savviness of the official response.
Most presidents get at least an elementary school named after them. Some get airports. Our current president, however, now has a dinosaur named after him: the Obamadon, a small lizard with straight teeth.
In today’s non-news Obama probably isn’t going to the Sand Diego Comic Con. He’s also not coming over for dinner, either.