TMNT Archive
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Learn a Valuable Lesson
Mainly, that Splinter probably gave them their weapons to do things other than
The 10 Mightiest — and Nerdiest — Monster Trucks
?While most automobiles are content to ferry drives and passengers from points of
11 Totally Impractical ’80s Toyline Vehicles
?The '80s were a magic time for action figure fans. Everything from Rambo
If You Want a Ride, You’ll Need to Provide Gas, Grass, or Pizza
?This disturbingly accurate, real-life version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Party Wagon
Sexy Costumes Most Nerd Girls Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead In
Offered without comment a slew of new outfits from Costume Craze:? Sexy Wolverine??
The Best Way to Order a Pizza Ever
Shockingly, I'm not talking about a porn film where the sexy pizza-orderer opens
The 8 Most Tantalizing Troll Doll Spin-Offs
?For chubby ugly smiling dudes with pointy hair, troll dolls are surprisingly complicated.
8 Nerds Who Will Utterly Kick Your Ass
?[Ed's note: Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts is part of Cort and Fatboy, a Portland-based
And Speaking of Clothes That Are a Crime Against Humanity
I give you the Teenage Mutant Ninja Snuggie:?If I have any typos in