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10 More Things That Make Hillary Clinton Cry


So Hillary Clinton got a little misty-eyed in New Hampshire yesterday when a woman asked her about her hair. In her defense, Hillary didn’t tear up about her hair, but when answering about how hard the campaigning process is. Everyone’s freaking out about it, but, c’mon, people?Hillary’s human! Topless Robot did the research and discovered 10 other things that make the presidential hopeful cry.

1) Dead puppies
2) Mace in the eyes
3) Felicity marathons
4) Campaign manager who tells her pretending to spontaneously express emotion and vulnerability in public could humanize her, broadening her appeal to women voters
5) Dead babies
6) Cutting onions
7) The end of Maid in Manhattan
8) When Bill makes a Dutch Oven in bed after eating seafood
9) Seeing a small child dropping her ice cream cone on the ground
10) Losing

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.