New DVDs of Major and Pitifully Minor Interest

51mInyjxrpL._AA240_.jpgI thought you might want to know what new DVDs are hitting Best Buy shelves, Target shelves, and’s non-existent cyber-shelves today, January 15th. You know, if case you had some money to burn.

? Family Guy Blue Harvest Star Wars Special
Comes in regular and highly unnecessary Special Edition, with a lot of shit.

? Dragonlance: Dragons of the Autumn Twilight
An animated adaptation of the high-school-nerd-classic Dungeons & Dragons novel, with the voices of Lucy Lawless and Kiefer Sutherland. Yeah.

? Bleach vol. 8
Anime on Adult Swim. Either you’ve been planning on buying it for a long time, or you don’t care.

? The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin: Six Crystals
Contains episodes 1-20 of the animated series whose existence I clearly intentionally repressed.

? Biography: Chuck Norris
The A&E show takes on the man, the legend, the tired internet meme.