Nic Cage Punching a Woman While In a Bear Suit
I hope all of you have seen the insanity that is the semi-recent Wicker Man movie (if not, please go here). It is truly an Ed Wood picture for the new millennium, awesomely incompetent on every single level, unlike Uwe Boll’s joylessly miserable films. At any rate, here’s the famous bear-on-woman misogyny scene, set to the theme of Chariots of Fire. You won’t be disappointed.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.