Movies, Video Games

No One Wants to Enter the Amazing Fantasy World of Uwe Boll

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UweBoll.jpgI told you I was waiting on the reviews for Uwe Boll’s newest mediocre-videogame- to-terrible-movie masterpiece, and they didn’t disappoint; the movie has a 4% rating over at Rotten Tomatoes, and I’m thrilled to share the single “positive” review, from Joshua Tyler of CinemaBlend.com:

Boll manages to hold this disaster in the making together by infusing it with unexpected energy.

Better still, early box office estimates have In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale making less than $3.4 million, meaning in its opening weekend, ItNotK:ADST made less than both Alvin and the Chipmunks in its 5th week, and more fantastically, less than the new Veggietales movie, The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything, which opened the same day.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.