The G.I. Joe Movie Hates You

IESB claims it has a picture of Sienna Miller as the Baroness in the live-action G.I. Joe movie, and I forbid anyone from being surprised by the results. Remember, please, that the Baroness is supposed to look like this:

And here’s the pic of Miller:

Note the lack of glasses, the blonde hair, and the American flag she’s holding, which could lead one to think she probably doesn’t have a sexy Slavic accent. I certainly didn’t think the G.I. Joe movie was going to get much right, what with the international team and so forth, but I did think them competent enough to keep the Baroness’ hair black. My bad.