Super Mario is a Goddamn Killing Machine

You thought Luigi was a stone cold killer when he shot down wave after wave of Koopa Troopas in front of those children? This video?a terrifyingly spectacular mash-up of Super Mario and Halo?proves that Mario is still the star when it comes to cold-blooded murder.

He’s a one-man killing machine, that Mario?whether it’s with a shotgun or small radish. (Via Kotaku)