Nerdery, Video Games

Super Mario is a Goddamn Killing Machine


You thought Luigi was a stone cold killer when he shot down wave after wave of Koopa Troopas in front of those children? This video?a terrifyingly spectacular mash-up of Super Mario and Halo?proves that Mario is still the star when it comes to cold-blooded murder.

He’s a one-man killing machine, that Mario?whether it’s with a shotgun or small radish. (Via Kotaku)

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.