Video Games

You Got Star Wars in my Soul Calibur!


If you’re like me, you often lay awake nights, imagining Darth Vader fighting large-breasted ninjas.

No? Really? Anyways, has the news that Darth Vader and Yoda will be in Namco Bandai’s Soul Calibur IV hit fighting game; Vader will be in the PlayStation 3 version of the game, while Yoda is exclusive to the Xbox 360 version. Given that the Soul Calibur series is set in like 1600, and features a samurai, knights and a blind, knife-wielding Italian leather enthusiast, this makes absolutely no goddamn sense, and surely will be terrible and goofy (like when Spawn was in the Xbox Soul Calibur II). Unfortunately, as a Star Wars fan and a Soul Calibur fan, I am filled with glee, and thus will be emotionally crushed when the game comes out and sucks. Pic o’ Yoda fighting a smaller-breasted Greek swordwoman after the jump.


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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.