Filthy Foreigner Wins Role of Cover Girl in G.I. Joe Movie
Durnit! Durnit it all to hell! This upcoming G.I. Joe movie is becoming less American by the minute! IESB says that the role of the previously U.S.-born soldier Cover Girl will be played by model/non-American Karol?na Isela Kurkov?, who is a Czech! Argh! And this Kurkova broad doesn’t even look like Cover Girl, neither! See, here’s Cover Girl:
And here’s Kurkova:
You’ve disappointed me and George Washington yet again, G.I. Joe movie.