Durnit! Durnit it all to hell! This upcoming G.I. Joe movie is becoming less American by the minute! IESB says that the role of the previously U.S.-born soldier Cover Girl will be played by model/non-American Karol?na Isela Kurkov?, who is a Czech! Argh! And this Kurkova broad doesn’t even look like Cover Girl, neither! See, here’s Cover Girl:
And here’s Kurkova:
You’ve disappointed me and George Washington yet again, G.I. Joe movie.