Indiana Jones and Kingdom of Dudes with Severely Malformed Heads
Filmdrunk, by way of MovieWeb, has a pic of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford’s co-star in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. While indeed crystal, the titular skull is…well…it’s really fucked-up looking. Is it a monkey skull? An alien skull? Are people prepared for Indiana Jones, having dicked around with the Holy Grail and Last Ark of the Covenant, to be screwing around with aliens? I’m not.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.