Video Games

Wii Mario Kart Preview Lies


Probably not about the gameplay, as I’m sure you can do tricks in mid-air, pop wheelies, and all that other stuff. But I’ve NEVER played a game of Mario Kart with my friends that involved us just sitting politely on the couch. Where’s the screaming, the profanity, the hitting, and above all, the heavy drinking? Lies, I tell you!

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.