Video Games

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is Kind of Pretentious


Not that I have a problem with Nintendo characters beating the shit out of each other, but check out this video of the opening movie to the game?was the orchestral/choral music really necessary to watch Mario and Kirby bounce around? I say thee nay. And why couldn’t Peach and Zelda have made out a little? What are they, prudes?

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.