These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For (Unless You’re Rich, Then They Probably Are)

Are you a Star Wars fan with more money than you know what to do with? (Then how ’bout helping out your old pal Bricken, Mr. Moneybags? Some of us have student loans, you know.) Well, if golf isn’t your bag, then why not blow five-plus grand on your own droid? Sideshow Collectibles is offered two life-size statues of sci-fi’s favorite gay couple, C-3PO and R2-D2, for about $6000 and $5500 respectively. Both statues have light-up effects (3PO’s eyes, R2’s…uh…lights) and have a few lines of dialogue/beeps as appropriate. I’m told they both also smell like the British men who sweated inside the suits as well, for added authenticity.