This Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Clip Will Not Assuage Your Fears

Yes, that insane announcement from last week is all true; the savagely retarded fighters of Mortal Kombat will tussle with the often near-omnipotent heroes of the DC Universe. In the above clip, Sub-Zero trades punches with Batman, and it seems all right, possibly because of Batman’s large experience with fighting ice-based people. But just imagine Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Hawkman in Batman’s place, and it’s just goes straight to the goofy hell.

I have one suggestion on how to save this?just own the goofiness, and have DC-related fatalities. If I could play as Wonder Woman, wrap my lasso around Scorpion’s neck, and pull his head and spinal column out? Well, that’d be a game worth playing.