A Gentle Reminder You Have Plans from 9-11 P.M. EST
I’m even more confident that I don’t need to remind you nerds that the Lost season 4 finale is tonight. I haven’t actually spoiled myself on tonight’s episode as I’ve done in the past, mainly because I want to enjoy it too. But I am confident tonight will answer these questions, if nothing else:
? How the hell do the Oceanic 6 get off the island, when they’re ll in totally different places?
? What the hell happens to the non-Oceanic 6 castaways?
? Who was on the coffin in the season 3 finale?
? How did Ben wind up in the desert in his parka?
? How the fuck will Locke move the island?
? And why is this season’s finale’s twist codenamed the “Frozen Donkey wheel” by the producers?
I regret this list doesn’t include what the fuck is happening to Claire, as that’s what currently freaking me out, but oh well. Anything you think I’ve missed?
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.