Bat-Bear & Joke-Grr

ToyNewsI has the above the news of a Batman and Joker Bearbrick two-pack from Medicom, which can be pre-ordered here. But all I see are a number of disturbing questions. Do you really have to pay $35 for two tiny plastic bears? Why does the Joker have no eyes? How stupid would the regular Batman look if he had rounded bear ears instead of the regular pointy ears? And most importantly, how soon until DC turns this into a terrible Elseworlds story with a cover by Alex Ross?