Heroes Unveils 4-Month Plan to Convince Viewers It’s Going to be Good

“Of course, part of the reason we were so impressed by these first Season 3 episodes was because Season 2 just sucked so bad. I mean, Peter was romancing some Irish barmaid and was the most gullible person on Earth, Hiro was in the past for like 3/4ths of the season, and then there was that interminable Sylar/Wonder Twins roadtrip…and I don’t even remember what my character was supposed to be doing, and I did the acting! So yeah, maybe these Season 3 episodes aren’t great, but at least they’re not sucking as hard.”