Movies, Toys

Now That’s a Baroness I Can Get Behind (Nudge Nudge)


And I’m back. There doesn’t seem to have been a lot that I missed except for the regular mess of movie-related news, so I thought we’d all start on a high note with the best thing I’ve seen from the live-action G.I. Joe movie so far. Namely, pics of Sienna Miller as the Baroness, complete with black hair and even glasses (!), and covered in somebody’s blood (courtesy of IESB). All that’s missing is confirmation of whether she’ll sound exactly like Natasha Badinov from Rocky & Bullwinkle.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.