The Belgians Would Like You to Enjoy Peeing More

It’s one of those stories where I have virtually nothing to add. According to Reuters UK:

Two Belgian beer fans have launched a video game named ‘Place to pee’, which allows players to slalom down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals.

Werner Dupont, a software developer, and Bart Geraets, an electrical engineer, got the idea while drinking Belgian trappist beers, they told Reuters Television at a local festival on Sunday.

“This thing had to be invented by Belgian people and that’s what we are,” they said.

Given that when I’m drunk and have to pee, I tend to try to relieve myself on moving vehicles, I can’t really argue with the Belgians’ God-given destiny to create piss-based videogames, although you’d think something that awesome would’ve been mentioned in the New Testament somewhere. Maybe this is problem…

A specially designed paper cone allows women to play too, the inventors say.

Is it sexist to find a male peeing videogame weird but cool, but a female peeing game which requires a cone attachment totally gross? Because if it is, I’m pretty okay with that.