I’m really sorry to run two dick-centered headlines in a row, but Sony has left me no choice by creating the most disturbing advertisement for anything ever. You can see the safe portion of the PlayStation 3 ad above, and please rest assured what’s below is disturbing beyond words, even if those words are HE HAS A THUMB FOR PENIS. Jesus, it’s small and weird looking and very well photoshopped which makes it worse and he’s still got pubic hair and I just want to cry and cry and tear out my eyeballs and please, please please don’t hit the jump to see the whole thing, lest your face melt off, Ark of the Covenant-style.
THUMBS DOWN, SONY. (Via Gawker)