When You See Misshapen Penises, Sony Would Like You to Think of PlayStation
I’m really sorry to run two dick-centered headlines in a row, but Sony has left me no choice by creating the most disturbing advertisement for anything ever. You can see the safe portion of the PlayStation 3 ad above, and please rest assured what’s below is disturbing beyond words, even if those words are HE HAS A THUMB FOR PENIS. Jesus, it’s small and weird looking and very well photoshopped which makes it worse and he’s still got pubic hair and I just want to cry and cry and tear out my eyeballs and please, please please don’t hit the jump to see the whole thing, lest your face melt off, Ark of the Covenant-style.
THUMBS DOWN, SONY. (Via Gawker)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.