Movies, Toys

These Predator Figures Are the Sexual Tyrannosaurs of Toys


After approximately 10 bajillion Predator figures of the titular alien have been released around the globe, Hong Kong company Hot Toys has made the first?and just terrifyingly awesome?action figure of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch. Look at him. Look at how awesome he is. He’s 12-inch of pure badassery in plastic form! There’s also Billy, who’s awesome but not as awesome as Dutch. Definitely check out more pics here, and keep a close watch on your favorite toy importer for when these things become available, because these thing will absolutely disappear. And then kill you in the night. And be awesome when they do it. (Via Toys R Evil)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.