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SDCC: It’s All About @#$%ing Tatooine


Although I’m not sober enough able to attend SDCC, TR still has a secret correspondent in Luke Thompson, whose taking some pics for the ol’ Robot over the next few days. First up?two new Star Wars playset from Hasbro, from the center of the Star Wars galaxy, Tatooine.

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The Sarlacc Pit is a Target exclusive, and, if you don’t mind me saying so, looks very much like a vagina. Like, a lot. It’s seriously freaking me out.

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Meanwhile, Toys “R” Us gets the Lars Homestead, where kids can pretend to refuse to let Luke go to Toschi Station to pick up some power converters, drink blue milk, and then douse their Owen and Beru figures with gasoline and light them up in front of the door. Fun!