There Are More Demons in Max Payne Than I Remember

The hell? I admit I’ve never played a Max Payne game, so maybe it was full of “valkyries” or demons or whatever the hell those things are. But I was always under the impression you were just shooting criminals. Did the filmmakers decide the game was so boring that they added winged people? I’m no Hollywood exec, but if you feel your script is so boring that you randomly add the minions of hell, you might as well just pick a new script.

Actually, the demons thing is far less worrisome than having Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis as the two leads. Sure they can occasionally be good?e.g., The Departed or Forgetting Sarah Marshall?but it’s very, very rare. Chances are they’ll have all the chemistry of two non-matching coffee tables on-screen together. Actually, I would think their anti-chemistry would be so potent that it would be impossible to be captured on film?there’ll just be scenes of vinyl siding or something.