Castle Crasher Figures Are Tiny Hunks of Pure Joy

Despite having a variety of very new, very expensive games, the only thing I’ve been playing for the last week is Xbox Live Arcade’s old-school, cheap-o, beat-em-up Castle Crashers. So my joy, when discovering the titular knights were available in toy form from the game’s maker Behemoth, is pretty absolute. You can buy each of the knight or the Barbarian Officer for $20, they each come with four interchangeable blood-stained weapons, and if you buy three knights, the fourth flavor is free. Order them here.