Comics, Movies

Raise the Green Lantern


It’s more or less official?the next DC superhero movie will be Green Lantern, which should start shooting next spring. Although no one’s been cast, there is a director?Greg Berlanti, whose bigging credit seems to be helming a few episodes of the TV series Everwood, which doesn’t exactly fill me with boundless hope. Still, the script-readers over at Latino Review think the script is great?a “classic” superhero origin story, if you will?if that means anything to you.

To me, Hal Jordan is like the anti-Tony Stark?impossibly good, fundamentally noble, and just not interesting at all. The fact that his superpowers come from a magic ring is somewhat less exciting than, say, an awesome suit of powered armor. I guess this thing will live or die based on who Warner casts as Hal, but really, I wonder if the fundamental Golden Age goofiness that defines most of the major DC superheroes will be too much for modern movie-going America. You kids have any casting choices?

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